(Bongorno)

I wonder what it would be like

With a whole new calendar

Move around the holidays

To change when they occur

We’d have snow on Independence Day

Easter in the fall

Hey, this sounds like a lot of fun

Man, let’s change ‘em all

(Chorus 1)

Let’s have Christmas in July

Fireworks blasting all through the sky

Christmas on the beach

Santa Claus, Uncle Sam – a little of each

Gloria, Hosanna in July

Chorus 1

So now we’ll have a new routine

For everything at Christmastime

All the songs we’ve come to know

Would have a whole new rhyme

Let’s change our tree of evergreen

Now to one that’s "palmy"

No more snow and icicles

But weather that’s quite balmy

(Chorus 2)

We’ll have Christmas in July

Baseball, hotdogs, buy dad a tie

Christmas on the beach

Eggnog, Coppertone® both within reach

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Jingle yes we gotta

Oh, what fun it is to ride

In our new Mazda Miata®

Chorus 1

The gifts we get would change a lot

No more for cold to handle

Instead of sleds and boots and such

Frisbees®, shorts and sandals

No more stories about the cold

No worries of frostbite

We won’t be dashing through the snow

We’ll be flying Santa Kites®

Chorus 2

Now we don our beach apparel

Fa la la la la la la la la

And we’ll drink beer from a barrel

Fa la la la la la la la la

Ooh, Ooh

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